Sexy Playthings for Real, Macho Men
Normally, guys play with footballs, joysticks, fishing rods, or remote controls whenever they are in the mood for fun. However, when they are searching for a physical kind of diversion, and their wife/girlfriend is not around to play with them, they can use the following articles in the home and transform it into makeshift adult toys.
- Garbage bags
- Soap Bar
- Couch cushion
Preferably, go for one that has not been used yet, unless you do not mind “getting down” with the dumps. Once you find the ideal bags, follow these steps:
#1 Tape a few large bags together.
#2 Inflate it until the “hole” becomes ostensible.
#3 Finally, have fun.
Now, if the first suggestion is not to your liking, this one is obviously the more hygienic option. Even though it can get excessively bubbly once you begin sweating; it is still worth the try. To make this sanitary toy, you should drill a hole through it (about the size of your member) using the right hardware tool. Afterwards, when the “hole” is just right, penetrate.
This is how you turn your favourite sofa into a love seat, literally. However, before you drop your pants, place a plastic bag between the cushions for sanitary purposes (trust us, you do not want your wife to see you fooling around with the couch). Next, apply lubrication on the plastic. Finally, press down on the cushions before forcing your way in.
Get a cantaloupe from the kitchen, then, drill a hole on one side. After doing this, place it in the microwave to soften its inner flesh. Next, apply lube on the hole and, start rubbing your gun in. Not even Mother Nature can stand in the way once a man feels his body burning with lust!
Indeed, men are really simple creatures. Give them a hammer and they can have fun fixing the home. Hand them a remote and, still, they can leisurely pass away the time. But, leave them alone in the house with any of the aforementioned items and, they will definitely be enjoying themselves quite literally.